I have often said there's no end to my umbrage. And as we all know, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And of course, since there's no end to the A-Man's umbrage, the fallen apple is likely to piss off the flap dude. Witness his reaction to his poor apple selection after the school's garden dedication:
Favorite line (from Lucy) "I ate my bruises and they tasted like apple pie."
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I was so shocked when we visited Europe and saw the kind of bruised and beatup fruit that Europeans would pick up at outdoor markets and they didn't even blink at the damage that had been done to the food. In America, i feel like we inspect and squeeze and x-ray anything before even possibly considering it approved for our consumption where a European will simply shove it in their mouth whether it's fresh from a tree or found underneath the cushions on your couch. So it appears that flap-dude is just doing his part as a true american. Freedom fries don't bruise.
So,if he's so red, white, and blue, how can he not like bruises?!
Typical contradictory 'merican.
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