This Contract is made on ___May31______________, 2011____, between
Eileen Parks, of ___4 Moons Manor______________________,
and _____Archer and Lucy Parks_______________, of __________same address_________________,
For valuable consideration, the parties agree as follows:
1. No child will utter the word "Popsicle" before 10am. Similarly, there will be no utterance of any words synonomos with popsicle including frozen confection, pop, ice treat, ice, italian or otherwise ect. ect.
There will be a daily limit on popsicles once the mid-morning phase of the day commences. To be determined by weather and supplier vendor ("Mother"). Once either child meets the limit, then popsicle availability ceases.
This agreement stands even if one or both children of 4 Moons Manor has a subsequent visitor who arrives after the limit has been exceeded.
There will be no howling protests if one sibling eats a popsicle in front of the other who has previously exceeded their daily limit.
2. No modification of this Contract will be effective
unless it is in writing and is signed by both parties. This
Contract binds and benefits both parties and any successors.
Time is of the essence of this contract. This document,
including any attachments, is the entire agreement between
the parties. This Contract is governed by the laws of the
Ad Hoc Parental Organization _______Summer_Frozen Confection Sanity Savers____________.
The parties have signed this Contract on the date specified
at the beginning of this Contract.
Eileen "Don't Ask Me for another fucking popsicle" Parks
______________________
Signature
Lucy "Can I please have a popsicle for breakfast" Parks
Archer "I deserve one more popsicle even though I've had five" Parks______________________
Signature
By:____________________
